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10knotes:

this is an epidemic

These are the good men.

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petal-talk:

tenderdennis:

like imagine going into uniqlo and glenn hooty hoowerton is staring at you from above a pile of jeans 

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⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

I wouldn’t be able to take it seriously.

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tarathefeminist:
“My Twitter did a thing
”

tarathefeminist:

My Twitter did a thing

billprideauxs:

doujinshi:

cruciphix:

cruciphix:

A wasp flew out of the recycling bin and brushed against my lip 😭

And yet…I can’t stop thinking about him…

who? the wasp?? ??? ???

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awwcutepets:
“Who’s that?
”

awwcutepets:

Who’s that?

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daydreamerofyesterday:

vichy:

vichy:

my family used to have this sort of abstract watercolour painting up in our dining room, it was there as early as i can remember, and i always hated it. one day when i was like ten my mom came up to me, and i guess handed me something but i dont remember what, and she was like “can you put this on the shelf, by the bird painting?”

and i was like “..the what?”

and she was like “the painting of the bird on the branch. can you put it there” and she pointed to the abstract painting

and i was like “how is that a bird”

and she said “well what do you think it is?”

and was like “it’s a beached whale with a giant eye, blowing blood out of its blow hole onto the legs of a guy who’s running away”

..and i guess my mom thought that was like funny or weird or something so she told my dad about it, and he immediately said “oh, you mean the reindeer painting?”

since you guys wanted to see it

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where the fuck is the reindeer

right there

reblogable-memes:

Thomas WHHHHYYYYYYY

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